"I hate this plan," I said. "Let's do it." ~Magnus Chase
"That is exactly how people beat Chinese handcuffs. They turn into iguanas." ~Leo Valdez
"With great power comes great need to take a nap." ~Nico di Angelo
"Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!" ~Percy Jackson
"Ron, you are the most insensitive wart I have ever had the misfortune to meet."~Hermione Granger
((Dudley) "They stuff people's heads down the toilet the first day at Stonewall. Want to come upstairs and practice?")
"No, thanks. The poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it -- it might be sick." ~Harry Potter
"I'm just like my country, I'm young scrappy and hungry" ~Hamilton
"Who's the best? C'est moi." ~Lafayette
"Uh... France" ~Jefferson
"Hamilton wrote the other 51!" ~Burr
"Brrrah, brraaah!" ~Hercules Mulligan
"So men say that I'm intense or I'm insane." ~Angelica
"Look around, look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now" ~Eliza
 "I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love" ~King George
"I cannot be everywhere at once, people" ~Washington
"And Peggy!" ~Peggy

"Daddy, daddy, look-
My name is Philip
I am a poet
I wrote this poem just
To show it
And I just turned nine
You can write rhymes
But you can't write mine
I practice French
And play piano with my mother
I have a sister, but I want a little brother
My daddy's trying to start America's bank
Un deux trois quatre cinq!"