Hello, I love birds. Read more books children. Excelsior. Now Presenting The Riko Roast: "You know, I get it. Being raised as a superstar must be really, really difficult for you. Always a commodity, never a human being, not a single person in your family thinking you're worth a damn off the court- yeah, sounds rough. Kevin and I talk about your intricate and endless daddy issues all the time. I know it's not entirely your fault that you are mentally unbalanced and infected with these delusions of grandeur, and I know you're physically incapable of holding a decent conversation with anyone like every other normal human being can, but I don't think any of us should have to put up with this much of your bullshit. Pity only gets you so many concessions, and you used yours up about six insults ago. So please, please, just shut the fuck up and leave us alone." Poetry, right? I wouldnt mess with us redheads if I were you. What if there were reverse vampires? Like ones, that gave blood and froze in the moonlight..... Also, eyeballs and fingers now count as vegetables. (Dont forget to have a healthy and balanced diet mortals). I was supposed to be reading a textbook article for class one day, but the teacher caught me on my phone reading The Foxhole Court ebook and if that doesnt say enough about me nothing will. Wow is there a character limit for descriptions? hi im Jerod im 19, and i never fucking learned how to be more chill or shut my mouth (its a redhead thing, i guess). PrOuD Ravenpuff. Yee (and i cannot stress this enough) haW. Confused yet? me too. My name? Bird. My gender? Bird. My sexuality? BIrd. My emotional state? Bird. Things the government made up? Bird.