I'm gonna die

hi didu is this a dead acc now?
          
          - Jordan j

My mom banned me from using any and all lighters once cause I was setting stuff on fire
          
          Fire is fun :D

Hi :)

Making friends is easy.
          
          
          -when you're able to say hi-
          -and not offend anyone on accident-
          -and scare someone by calling them a fresh set of kneecaps-
          -or not have social difficulty-
          -actually get jokes they say-

I declare no a** flat unless you get it cut off

How the f*** do you pass out without a reason? Cause i did that

I'm making myself deppresed by overthinking the plot of MHA

For legal reasons I shall be dead now

I drank two cups of coffee and had weird humor for about five minutes and I'm now tired

Uh so I just drank a whole cup of coffee in under two minutes, I may need a therapist