Ur (temporarily)inactive bestie~ Also a winged lion

Announcer: Calling all my WOF Writers!!!!!!!! Are you ready for the greatest completion of all time!!!! *Crowd Cheers* Well let me present the one and only host of the WOF Writing Challenge!! *Crowd Cheers louder then stops when I get on stage*
          
          Me: Testing Testing *Mic Feedback* Ow......Well hello everyone.....
          
          Announcer: *Whispers to me*
          
          Me: Oh right
          
          Me: Are Y'all ready? *I say and the crowd cheers very very loudly*
          
          Me: Good cause we've got a lot to discus, first the fact that not a singe one of you has not even registered to enter the writing challenge is unacceptable!
          
          *Gasp*
          
          Me: Second, Come on Y'all LOVEEEEEE writing. It's like second nature to you! And  also Y'all love WOF!!!! So the two combined should be well.....*makes explosion noises* EXPLOSIVE.
          
          Me: So why have I gotten no registration!
          
          *Everyone starts making up excuses*
          
          Me: Actually, I don't want to hear the excuses! All I  just want you to sign up! Imagine winning this though! You'd be so amazing and you would earn my respect and so many others respect! Also if you want to do this Anonymously because you're uncomfortable sharing your writing....well here's an opportunity!
          Anyways I better see some registration, and if you don't just know I can see you!
          Here's the Link! (●'◡'●)
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/1516394844-wof-club-writing-challenge

Okay, shhh. I'm not really supposed to be on, but I'm on anyway, so I only have a sec. Yup! We're still besties if you wanna be, and I did change my user, CreatureOfAllTrades is the new one. I felt I needed a change. And if you go to my message bored you'll see why I'm not gonna be on for a bit 

Hi, guys! While I still cannot reply to y'all's amazing and supportive comments, I just wanted to say again, HAPPY LUNAR NEW YEAR! Also, Today's a snow day! So no school! A little disappointed, but at least I get to play with friends now! :D
          
          Have a great day, everyone, I love you guys so much!

Just this once. HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!! I wish I could speak more often, but I am writing a fanfic, so go to my random stuff book and read the samples, and tell me in the comments what you think of it, thanks! I love you all so, so much, byeee~~~!

Hellooo

Hii
          
          Good to see ur not COMPLETELY GONE from WP. Js wanted to say, dat I am glad to see u happy:)

Ha. I know your not on, so you don't have to repost this, but here!
          Challenge to you
          
          Dear God, the girl reading this is kind and I'm proud of her. Please help her live life to the fullest and bless her in her chosen field.
          
          Now, you're on the clock. In 9 minutes something will make you happy. Please share this with 15 girls you love. Remember, only for girls. If I don't get this back I'm obviously not a close friend.
          
          Now, I have a game for you, it's been played since 1977. Once you read this, you have to send it to 15 people. Your next 5 days will be like this:
          
          Day 1 - you will wake up to the biggest shock of your life.
          
          Day 2 you will cross paths with an old friend you have missed.
          
          Day 3 - you will find yourself with a lot of money.
          
          Day 4 - your day will be perfect.
          
          Day 5 - the person u like the most in your life will spend lots of time with you.
          
          If you don't forward this, your next 5 days will be the exact opposite.
          
          Don't break this. Send it to 15 friends in 10 minutes.

Hello one of my favoritest Wattpadeins! Tis check up time! How you feeling? I know your not gonna respond for a bit, but might as well. Hope your doing well!

Everyone, I will still be updating, but less, so only a half hour every week, like today, so please do not think I abandoned you, I'd never do that, and een if I was leaving, I'd tell you. So. Just telling you. :) And yea. *sigh* Well bye luvs! See ya!
          
          Dana out~ ;D

Hello there fellow human, did u get the first thing in ur bio from moi? Just asking