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No one:
          Floridians on Christmas:
          Wearing shorts.
          
          Northerners:
          Quick question, Wat da Fuq?

My dog hates everything because he's a chihuahua. He got a tiny collar and a toy that he hates to death. I'm a great pet owner.

Something: *Falls*
          Me: FrEaKiNg AlIeNs
          My dad: What kind of drugs are you on child?

My sims just met, and they're already married.
          Wtf even is logic

Oml my friend keeps playing the sims at night then doesn't close it all the way so the damn game freezes the entire laptop and it takes half an hour to fix
          
          I hate people

I feel like I'm dying on the couch so I'm just gonna pretend Music will make me unsick.
          
          This is big brain time.

I have mah right ear pierced because my brother said it'd make me look gay.
          
          
          
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Updating all my book covers cause Medibang.

I don't wanna do semster exams!They're gonna suck. Also °Happy BirthDay° to me!!  My mom is killing me.She has a surprise for me and I wanna know what it is!!!

Next week are semester exams! I know I'm rubbish, so......uhh.....Fun? I'm internally dying atm.