@SilverSiamese So the other day I was looking at my pet giraffe like "why are giraffes so spotty" when my penguin came by... he had caught a cold so he sneezed so big my pie flew out of the icebox and onto the giraffe, who was so mad he stepped on my apple! So naturally I grabbed the apple and threw it as hard as I could out the window, where it hit a nuclear bomb and exploded. then I died. the end
heyo unicorn. say something witty.