Welcome, foolish mortals, to the Haunted Mansion (otherwise known as my wattpad page... though it's not all that scary... I hope). I am your host, your... ghost host. Kindly step all the way in please and make room for everyone. There's no turning back now.

Our tour begins here in this ancient library of a solid four books where you see works read by some of my guests as they appeared in their corruptible, mortal state.

Your cadaverous pallor betrays an aura of foreboding, almost as though you sense a disquieting metamorphosis. Are my stories actually calling to you? Or is it your imagination, hmm? And consider this dismaying observation: This chamber has no windows and no doors (except the back button if you're tired of this nonsense), which offers you this chilling challenge: to find a way out!(Please don't click that back button)

Of course, there's always my way. 
*Thunder crashes as my list of works float in the dark chasm of your mind. Glowing a ghostly aura, luring you to them like sirens in the sea*

Oh, I didn't mean to frighten you prematurely; the real chills come later. Now, as they say, look alive, and we'll continue our little tour.
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Hello! My name is Cali. I am 20 years old and as many of you are, I'm an aspiring author. I hope you enjoyed reading this blurb. It came from the haunted mansion ride (doombuggies) at Disney World. I just tweaked it a bit to fit my needs. 
Please join me in this adventure as I write and calmly step inside my current project Tempest and tell me your thoughts! Updates will occur every weekend. 
Please enjoy and watch out for hitchhiking ghosts!