Dangon_Fan

Well, I have a new account, stop following this account and follow @welcometothebasement

I GOT MY PASSWORD BACK LETS GO!

I am stupid and didn’t save my password to my computer so I am now logged out. I will try and log back in so I can write some more stories but for now you can conciter me on hidus.

Remember that if you need to, I shall adopt you. My DM's are always open so if you need to vent, come to me.

Aye

Hello uhrbrjfb you seem nice so uh i just wanted to say hi
          Sorry I'm awkward as hell
          
          Two trucks having sex
          Two trucks having sex
          My muscles, my muscles
          Involuntarily flex
          
          Two trucks having sex
          Two trucks having sex
          My muscles, my muscles
          Involuntarily flex
          
          TWO PICKUP TRUCKS
          MAKING LOVE
          AMERICAN MADE
          BUILT FORD TOUGH
          TWO BEAUTIFUL MURDER MACHINES
          AMERICAN ANGELS IN THE SKY
          GROWN MEN CRY
          
          Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
          Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
          My muscles (UH) My muscles (UH)
          Involuntarily flex
          
          Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
          Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
          my muscles (UH) my muscles (UH)
          Involuntarily flex
          
          RIGHT BY MY SIDE
          THERE'S ZZ TOP
          AND ROBERT Z'DAR
          FROM MANIAC COP 1, 2 and 3
          THIS BARBECUE COULD BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES
          AND SO COULD THESE TWO TRUCKS
          
          Two trucks holding hands
          Two trucks holding hands
          The passion, the passion
          Is more than I can withstand
          
          Two trucks holding hands
          Two trucks holding hands
          The passion, the passion
          My big fat heart expands
          
          TWO PICKUP TRUCKS
          ONE CYLINDER BLOCK
          CRUSH MY BODY LIKE A ROCK
          SO BEAUTIFUL
          NO STARS TONIGHT
          JUST FIREWORKS AND EAGLES IN THE SKY
          THE FOUNDING FATHERS CRY
          
          Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
          Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
          my muscles (UH) my muscles (UH)
          Involuntarily flex
          
          Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
          Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
          my muscles (UH) my muscles (UH)
          Involuntarily flex
          
          Two trucks having sex
          Two trucks having sex
          My muscles, my muscles
          Involuntarily flex
          
          Two trucks having sex
          Two trucks having sex
          My muscles, my muscles
          Involuntarily flex
          
          Two trucks (having sex)
          Two trucks (having sex)
          Two trucks (having sex, having sex, having sex)
          Two trucks (having sex)
          Two trucks (having sex)
          Two trucks (having sex, having sex, having sex)  

*pat pat*
          You get a head pat

YOUUUUU
          AREEEEE
          AMAZINGGGGGGGGG

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