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i’ve been offline, yes, but i have /also/ been starting drama on my tokoyami tiktok account
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i’ve been offline, yes, but i have /also/ been starting drama on my tokoyami tiktok account
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why do y’all talk about how you hate mineta with a burning passion but as soon as y’all see anyone from the league of villains yall say shit like OMG DABI IS MY DADDY!!! or OMG SHIGGY AWOOGA
ain’t they murder a lot of people,,,, like uh-
fandoms wacky bro ngl
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my teacher disconnected twice
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me: *thinking about anime politics and its fucked up society*
GODDAMN I HATE THE HERO COMMISSION THEYRE THE ACTUAL VILLAINS STAN THE LOV
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a friend of mine pissed in pizza rolls and i am very disgusted but i don’t want to be mean
screams
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they said, verbatim, “piss”
i’m so fucking done
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little venty thing that you can ignore
i am honestly so close to ending it. i have nowhere to vent because everytime i try to talk about my feelings, i make everything worse.
im scared of my dad and my friend reminds me of him, and because my stupid ass decided to vent, they found out and im terrified because now they’ll hate me for being scared of my OWN FRIEND. why am i scared of my friend??
im such an asshole.
i was ranting about a classmate of mine being annoying, and they have the same nickname as a toxic person that my friend (a different person) knows. i forgot about it and used it and made them panic, what type of friend am i?? forgetting about something like that?
i dont know why i reacted so strongly to these situations, it brought me back to when i was sent to a ther*pist. i talked about myself for the first time and i was almost sent to a mental hospital when i was EIGHT FUCKING YEARS OLD. i should have learned to not talking about myself but i dont know why i still try to vent.
i cant do this anymore, i keep making people upset with me just like last time. i dont want to keep bothering people and making them upset
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opinion:
deez nuts jokes arent funny to me
i have to pretend to enjoy them around my friends because i dont want to be an asshole
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@Danki_Memenari_ wtf people still do those jokes??? like unironically?? we used to do that in ELEMENTARY school. need to get some new friends tbh
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Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
Two pickup trucks
Making love
American made
Built Ford tough
Two beautiful
Murder machines, American angels in the sky
Grown man cry
Two trucks having sex (Oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (Oh yes)
My muscles (Uh) my muscles (Uh)
Involuntarily flex (Huh)
Two trucks, having sex (Oh yes)
Two trucks, having sex (Oh yes)
My muscles (Uh) my muscles (Uh)
Involuntarily flex (Uh-uh)
Right by my side
There's ZZ Top
And Robert Z'dar
From Maniac Cop
1, 2, and 3
This barbecue could bring you to your knees
And so could these two trucks
(Beatboxing)
Ah chicka chicka
Ah chicka chicka
Ah chicka chicka
Ah chicka chicka
Baaa-badadadada
Badadadada
Badadadada
Ba-da-da-da-da
Ba-ba-da-da-ba-ba-ba-ba-da-ba-ba
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
Is more than I can withstand
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
My big fat heart expands
Two pickup trucks
One cylinder block
Crush my body
Like a rock
So beautiful
No stars tonight just fireworks and eagles in the sky
The founding fathers cry
Two trucks having sex (Oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (Oh yes)
My muscles (Uh) my muscles (Oh)
Involuntarily flex (pbbbbt)
Two trucks, having sex (Oh yes)
Two trucks, having sex (Oh yes)
My muscles (Uh) my muscles (Ooh)
Involuntarily, huh, flex, yeah-eah, yeah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
(Beatboxing)
Ah chicka chicka
Ah chicka chicka
Ah chicka chicka
Ah chicka chicka
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex, having sex, having sex)
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex, having sex, having sex)
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basically this means ive lost my will to live and want to shoot myself constantly
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guys seroroki is my new favorite rarepair
ALSO BNHA FANDOM IS OFFICIALLY GARBAGE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH US
also,,, i think im turning into a homestuck,,,,