Adam's 3rd Wife

If you're Adam's third wife can I marry Abel? I promise to treat him well 

Wait if your Adam’s third wife then ur competing with lute?

To the historians that call the skeletons of two males embracing each other like how a male female couple would "beat friends or roommates":
          
          WERE YOU THERE?!?!

I’m really excited for the new movie,” I exclaimed with excitement! Little did I know, it would be a feature, a creature feature. Featuring, The Creature. 

One of my goals on my bucket list:
          
          Become wattpad's version of "Just some guy without a moustache" by appearing in almost every x reader book

Will u updated the metal gear story please!!♡

Love your name and pfp. ADAM FOREVER!

If hot parents are called MILFS/DILFS and hot grandparents are called GILFS, then what the hell are hot aunts/uncles called?!-

Your background is kinda funny.

Guess who got her first job :]