Danny_the_potato
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Okay so I was skateboarding with my mates, and one of my good friends Alli comes up to me, messing around n shit. And then all the sudden I was just like "hey A, don't you think those shorts are a little to short?" And she smiled innocently, then turned to me and said, "thanks. The designer used your dick as inspiration." Then she just fucking rides away. I need so much ice for that burn.