Hello albatrosses... It's basically me trying to sound intresting with my about coz I really am going to leave for hell in a few days... Basically this is what happened

One day a portal opened at the foot of my bed. Satan strides through rips of my covers and begins to drag me
 through the portal by my ankles saying, " you are going to help me settle a bet ".
   
Duh

So yeah... I don't know if I am going to write anything or not but hey.. I am there to make u fell motivated about not killing yourself. 

And one advice : 
Before  u die.. Try seeing the warner bros theme park.. It's good