Dark Diamond M

Holy. Where have I been? When did servant hours get #385 on saucy bruv?¿?¿ Y'all I tell you being a writer is..tough. Expect some kind of update soon •w•

Hey hey y'all. What's up? How's it going? I'm probably talking to corpses at this moment since it's been so long. A lovely person reminded me that I actually have a book out that hasn't been updated IN A YEAR ( thank you @omgletmejoin ). A lot has happen in a year. So without further ado, I WILL be updating 'Servant Hours' in terms of new chapters and vocabulary revisions. Thank y'all for your undying support.

Brrrrrrooooooooo. Should I start writing. I'm kinda lazy 

Hello everyone and everypony. Im here to inform you that i have a new account with my partner Hexel (Trinbind1205) which will be active. This one will also be active. So go check it out and follow well follow back.

Ok this is a mutli-choice question thereb is no wrong answer but there is one answer that is the best.
          
          
          My question
          
          If you had 1 and only 1 wish what will it be?
          
          Now it can be anything you like. But remember  there is not wrong answer.

@Sciencedragon Has correctly answered my question: What do you call an alligator in a vest?. The answered was investigator. And Sciencedragon you got it correct. So I just want to hive a light shout out to ya. My mom couldn't figure it out and they say older people are wiser. No, no, no, no, no, no, no not today. So Sciencedragon congrats. Also next is a riddle. Let's so who's wiser.

@Sciencedragon Correct 

Why Good Afternoon everypony and everyone. Is ur day grand today?

Good night to all. Sweet dreams.

I got a question. What do you call an alligator in a vest? Answer correctly and you get a shout out. ( I guess.............)