DarkFlameMagician
WHO THE HELL LET ME BE ON WATTPAD AT THE AGE I WAS. DOG. YOU SHOULDN'T BE SWEARING, YOU INFANT WHAT THE HELLL
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DarkFlameMagician
*awkward silence*
It's.. been a minute? Lmao-
DarkFlameMagician
Trans guy culture is picking the boy character in Pokémon games pre-discovery.
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*taps microphone*
ahem...
FUCK GABI BRAUN.
thank you for coming to my TedTalk :)
DarkFlameMagician
That moment when you finally come to terms with your gender identity that you've been pushing down since childhood
DarkFlameMagician
What an attractive woman!
I see she is quite skilled in the art of dance.
It makes me want to learn the Romance language of the largest part of Spain in order to communicate in it.
DarkFlameMagician
Oh, you don't put your cart away and leave it in the parking lot?
You know who else didn't put their cart away?
Hitler.
Something to thing about
DarkFlameMagician
When their short, insignificant lives come to an end the dark pits of eternal damnation within the abyssal realm shall open to consume people who don't put their carts away.
DarkFlameMagician
How the hell have two people read my draft
DarkFlameMagician
When you're playing music on the speaker because your parents asked you to and some gay ass song comes on and you gotta act just as shocked as them
MeilaInEnvelopes
@DarkFlameMagician 0-0 oh boy i love accidentally outing myself, i hope your parents didnt notice- or uh at least not get suspicious of you
DarkFlameMagician
Concept.
A hero saves a baby monster. (figurative or literal)
Monster grows up and meets hero and company.
Kills everyone.
Except hero.
"Consider this me repaying my debt."
The entire story is monster killing everyone EXCEPT hero, who isn't strong enough to fight monster.
MeilaInEnvelopes
@DarkFlameMagician Ok but that actually sounds cool may I apply this general idea in any of my future stories if I decide to do so and motivation to write returns?