DarkFlameMagician

Chat, should I come back to Wattpad or nah. Like consistently. Iono if anyone is still alive enough to remember my account but like...

Blancheflower4690

@DarkFlameMagician 
          	  YES, COME BACK SOON!!! I'm really looking forward to seeing you, I want to be friends with you :(
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DarkFlameMagician

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*taps microphone*
          ahem...
          FUCK GABI BRAUN.
          thank you for coming to my TedTalk :)

DarkFlameMagician

@1oxelyrameneater If you don't know, you don't know
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DarkFlameMagician

Oh, you don't put your cart away and leave it in the parking lot?
          You know who else didn't put their cart away?
          
          Hitler.
          Something to thing about

DarkFlameMagician

When their short, insignificant lives come to an end the dark pits of eternal damnation within the abyssal realm shall open to consume people who don't put their carts away.
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