"Hi... I'm Dark Pit. Call me Pittoo and you're dead.
Taken: " Who needs love when you have fangirls?!"
Eyes: "Prettier than yours"
Hair: "Awesome as always"
Age: "14 and still hotter than you will ever be!"
Likes:
"Guitar, My phone, Dissing Pit, Edge, capri suns"
Dislikes:
"NICKNAMES, Pit, People who are upbeat, viridi, Palutena, Hades, Link, Marth,... basically everyone and everything"
Why am I here?
"So I can read about how much better I am than you."
"I reply when I can, I follow back. Depends if I'm online. Running from Pit and his stupid floor ice cream is tiring."
"Heck off!"
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DarkPitNotPittoo102
Sep 07, 2023 12:54PM
@Zelda__178 just called Wish a "unwanted over-sensitive pussy" after Wish told her that some people feel uncomfortable when she makes jokes about dating minors when Z178 is 18.View all Conversations
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