The one musical freak

Can you please read my story. 

I am officially one more year closer to death!!

wherefore is school so odd? I don't coequal payeth attention, I just readeth in class.

Glad to be here! Always nice to have a welcome party wherever you find yourself.
          Like hell, apparently. You're very accommodating

I would've followed you but I apparently follow too many people

how can thee see into mine own eyes like ope doors?
          leading thee down into mine own core whither i've becometh so numb
          without a soul mine own spirit's sleeping somewhere bitter cold
          until thee findeth t thither and leadeth t back home
          
          (wake me up)
          wake me up inside
          (i can't wake up)
          wake me up inside
          (save me)
          calleth mine own name and save me from the dark
          (wake me up)
          did bid mine own blood to runneth
          (i can't wake up)
          ere i cometh undone
          (save me)
          save me from the nothing i've becometh
          
          anon yond i knoweth what i'm without
          thee can't just leaveth me
          breathe into me and maketh me real
          bringeth me to life
          
          (wake me up)
          wake me up inside
          (i can't wake up)
          wake me up inside
          (save me)
          calleth mine own name and save me from the dark
          (wake me up)
          did bid mine own blood to runneth
          (i can't wake up)
          ere i cometh undone
          (save me)
          save me from the nothing i've becometh
          
          bringeth me to life
          (i've been living a forswear, thither's nothing inside)
          bringeth me to life
          
          frozen inside without thy touch
          without thy love, ladybird
          only thou art the life 'mongst the dead
          
          all this time i can't believeth i couldn't see
          hath kept in the dark but thee wast thither in front of me
          i've been sleeping a thousand years t seemeth
          did get to ope mine own eyes to everything
          without a bethought, without a voice, without a soul
          alloweth not me kicketh the bucket hither
          thither might not but beest something moo
          bringeth me to life
          
          (wake me up)
          wake me up inside
          (i can't wake up)
          wake me up inside
          (save me)
          calleth mine own name and save me from the dark
          (wake me up)
          did bid mine own blood to runneth
          (i can't wake up)
          ere i cometh undone
          (save me)
          save me from the nothing i've becometh
          
          bringeth me to life
          (i've been living a forswear, thither's nothing inside)
          bringeth me to life

prepare to square thee mushrump! thee shall not winneth because i has't been did teach by hamlet himself! mine own poems shalt beest better than yours! they may beest of death and contemplation, but they shall beest better than yours. square me!

Theoretically. If you were to kill someone. How would you do it?

@taceternity 
          No problem!

She sucks so much that she even got specialize knee pads.