HK_Grimm
We're both dark lords....... According to some people
Dark_lord_Sauron
Dark_lord_Sauron
That moment you are best friend zoned by your crush and her friend confesses to you.
posiden9999
@Dark_lord_Sauron allow me to correct myself. It's a comedy song. That's why I'm recommending it to you
Dark_lord_Sauron
I'm not a danger to myself or others. I'm a disappointment to myself and others.
LocalGayPup
Ash nazg durbatulûk
Ash nazg gimbatul
Ash nazg thrabatulûk
Agh burzum-ishi krimpatul
I am sauron, Lord of the ring
The_Bluest_Spy
Talion kicked your ass
DominickOquinn
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@Preston_garvey actually talion didn't kick his ass celibrimbor failed and talion surrendered to the will of the ring so ha ha i know stuff suck it Preston
JoshTanner
Thank you so much for voting for my story, Lamia’s Pet. I very much appreciate it!
Dark_lord_Sauron
What's the point of writing these no one even reads my stories
DustyAshes
Because you are the Dark Lord. No one understands you unless they know of the Black Speech. And clearly these mortal fools have not been doing their homework. XD
Dark_lord_Sauron
If someone hasn't heard we lost a great man yesterday (3/13/2018) that man was a great scientist you all know Steven Hawkins died at the age 76
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
~ Steven Hawkins
Ghost_Frovi02
Are you active on wattpad?
Trlsandor
Excuse me my lord. I am the Witchking of Angmar and my memory isn't what it used to be. I am writing a book and I wanna know the name of that Manfilth prick that cut off your finger and destroyed you.
Your humble servant. Me
DustyAshes
It looks like some certain Witch King needs to learn his manners. Please, be cool about this. You don't want Master to "punish" you, do you?
