FML

I literally haven't been on Wattpad in like a year lmfao I founf A03 and I havent looked back

I have just been told that fish can drown and I don’t think I’ll ever be the same

I’m ready to plaster my pussy on the sidewalk for some loose change

I have no idea how old bitches waited an entire week for a new episode of there shows. I’m dying waiting for new episodes of Rick and Morty and Loki. 

I want Loki and Sylvia to rearrange my guts

Kinda jealous of dead bitches rn

I found out that it's possible that Rosa Parks saw Shrek 1 and 2, and I haven't been the same since. 

Wattpad should give you the options to look at every comment you've ever posted. 

I'm back pitches! 

I've been trying to write a poem for my graduation for 3 weeks and I have so far are tears. Help me!