HI!!! My names ----- (thought I was going to give you my name just then didn't you) you can't know my real Identity because I'm a spy plus you could steal it to!! ( identity thief) since you can't know my real name you can call me Agent L (since I'm a  spy) I'm at a young age so my writings is crap I pray to your innocent minds  I'm obsessed   with unicorns, my spy missions, hair dye and if you guessed it EMOJIS!!!!  I Love to make new friends since at the agency not a lot of spy's like to par.tay!  I'm weird and fun and dangerous.... But hey I won't use my ninja skills and kill you (maybe) so yeah follow me! 
"BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!!!"
(Looks at phone) 
"Oh no I have to go and kick some ass! Enjoy my horrendous books and text meh if your up for a crazy chat"