Ya’ll, I do not think I’ve ever rage-watched a series the way I have this Summer I Turned Pretty nonsense. I swear to all things holy/unholy, I might actually be tempted to start publishing the plot bunnies that enter my brain just to give Conrad Fisher a girl that’s actually worth all this dramatic BS. This sh!t is UNREAL and UNHINGED. ♀️
Like damn, I don’t even think I hated TVD’s Elena this much for all the brother hopping tom-foolery going on. I think it was the supernatural aspect that helped remind me that…real people in normal circumstances don’t swap brothers out like seasonal throw pillows. But this TSITP show, nah…Belly-button swaps these brothers so casually that I’m just like, girl are you OK? Am I the only one on this life raft thinking therapy could help her widen her damn social circle. Girl, embrace genetic diversity you head-case.
I swear.