Random stuff i've heard at school:
“I look like an apple flavored skittle”
“My uncle died last week.” “Sounds fun.”
“My power animal is a turkey”
“I shot someone with a nerf rifle”
“I went to a zoom funeral”
“It’s not a f***ing duck”
“Im gonna die in your arms tonight” *2 minutes later* “wait i'm not gonna die in your arms in gonna die in a trash can”
“Why is it illegal to be a cannibal”
“I feel like a twizzler”
“Nyan cat is the only thing that matters in life”
“Im gonna die from eating too much candy”
“When I die and have the headline of the news say ‘woman in mid 30’s crushed by door’”
“Once a salty b****, always a salty b***.”
