Idk why I thought about how funny it would be if I just said stories as if they are in 3rd person like-
It was a cold breezy night where Ash had nothing special to do as usual. He and his brother were minding their own business till his brother found something interesting, a bundle of mustache stickers. "You look like a divorced man in his 40's who has three kids" said Ray laughing at his brother. They tried bunch of other mustaches, some in interesting shapes such as what Ray likes to call "French mustache" Ray pulled out a hat to match the mustache he was wearing so he could look like a detective. Ash decided he wanted to take a couple of pictures as memories since he.. Doesn't even have a single picture of his brother in his phone since he deleted all the "ugly" pictures of his brother so he can clear up some storage... Turns out Ray looks ugly in basically all pictures. As I was saying.... Wait am I supposed to say that-
Ash pulled out his phone but realized his brother wasn't even trying to look at his way, "look at the camera" he said but Ray didn't even budge. "I said look at the damn camera" Ash repeated with anger. "If you want me to look at the camera say something interesting so I can pay attention" Ray said uninterested and looking at the window as if he's the mc in a romantic movie waiting for her true love by the window so she could escape her toxic household-
Without even thinking Ash said something that he could never take back.
"Your mom"