Darmundo

The devil leaned in and whispered, “Give yourself the credit big dawg.” And I replied, “Finally, someone who understands.”

Time to introduce my new character:
          
          Emperor Don Juan De La Noochius

I find it more fun writing an antagonist’s speech, but I feel the deepest emotion when it’s the speech of a character who knows they’re doomed yet chooses to fight anyway.

Reimagining the story of Jak 2 (Jak and Daxter) but with the brutal style of John Wick and the same ol Daxter humor. 

Gonna smoke this preroll and play some total war. 

They think I’m a gigachad, but I’m really just a nigga who knows way too much about the Punic Wars.

Eternal Blood is for people who need to read about the suffering of ancient people to feel better about themselves. Misery ages like fine wine.

I'm done writing chariot races after this, it's like trying to write Mario Kart. 

Thanks for following me again. Glad I’m back?

Chapter 82 of Eternal Blood is coming soon, Etruscan slaves will fight in a battle royal, and only one will walk away alive.