I've lost multiple douches due to my withstanding hatred of the word Or phrase Or whatever the eff it is (curse you language filter ),of lol. How is it even pronounced lowl? Or is it supposed to be sounded out somehow? God...
'Don't start a fight with me, there's a 100% chance you'll lose' - It seems like you haven't met my friend. I swear, if she could, she would disagree with you to the death.