'Don't start a fight with me, there's a 100% chance you'll lose' - It seems like you haven't met my friend. I swear, if she could, she would disagree with you to the death.
"Cuter than the guy I had sex with when I was ten (but that was two years ago)"
Gawd, I hope you're joking. I'm tired of hearing about kids getting laid before I can get a boyfriend.