Darth Pimp Vader.

Are you even alive now-

Okay
          
          I've gone nearly through my entire messenger board
          
          1. I lied a fucking lot
          2. My girlfriend will beat me if she finds out about this 
          3. I was a weird kid

Ever come back to an app after years and years of not being active and read your stories and realise how shit and cringe they are?

Hello ademetrius Demarcus Bartholomew James III Jr.

Pancakes make the world better 

Why do crocs even exist
          
          Ion even know anyone who owns them

After 2 years of masks and hand sanitizer
          
          I've finally got covid 

Fuck elden ring npcs man, calling me maidenless

I guess I'm back, back again
          
          Maybe call a friend cause guess who's back 

Putin claims he is invading to "de-Nazify" Ukraine where the leader is literally Jewish and his family died in the holocaust