Darwinworshippers

Recently, an Eenya pledged his life to Darwin. We are planning on a memorial for this dear Eenya. Our upcoming story will be titled The Memorial for Eenya.

Adan_Jr

@DarwinworshippersI̼̬̜̪ͪ̆̑͂ͫ̂ ͮ̓̋ͤ̂͆͟c̼̼͓̱̿͆́a͒ͪ͐̐͊̚ñ̏̊͊͊̆ͬ҉̰̱'́ͧ̉ͬt̄ͯ͌̕ ̛̩̟̭̹̬̒w͔͔̹͆͑̾͐ͨͥ͜a͆̍҉̬ḭ̮̝̎ͅt̼̙͓̤͈͛̓̽͠ ̸̻͈͚͚̹ͤͣ͆̿t͚ͩ͒̽ͭ̈́͜o͈͖ ̡́ͭ̍̊r҉̫̫̺ę̥̟̱̤̣̂̒ͯa̟͖̬̖̹ͬͮ͗̀͐ͪͯd̖̝̘̩̫ͮ͆͛͗͒ͧ̈͟ ̇͗͏̜y͎͙̣̹ͥo̞͓̙̲̫͛͋̔̐̎u̯ͪ̐ͥ͋͛r̝̱̫͕͐̆̓̌͠ ͬ̌̈͗w̼ͫͥ̌̂̒̅o̰̗͑͒̔̽͞r̩̱̯͕͍k̮͕̻̲̳͈̇s̰͉̳̮̰͍ͩ.̷̱͉͚̘̋͐ͫ͛̄̅.̮̯̙̣̼̼ͤ͋́̏ͫ̊.̢̘̻̟̣̦̓ͅ

Adan_Jr

I͉̼̔̓͐ͧ ̞̻̜̹̇͋͟c̢̮͓̦̟̻ȁ̲̖̣̜͈̯̎́ͭ̌́̚ň̦̈̓ͣ̿'ͣͫ̎̓ͭ̑ͧ҉̩t͎̖̖̳͑̿ͤ͌͆̔ ̬̥̝͙͖̅̉́ͅw̜̓a̓͗̒̑̃͑ͨịͧ͗̔ͩͭͦ͛̕t̴ͬ ͬ҉̟͕̝̼̗t͖̗̻̤͇̩̺ő̶̫̊̄̀͑ ̯̬͊̀r͔ͮ̎ͭ̊́e͇̥ͫa͕̮̹̬̻̞͉͋d̻ͮ ̟̙̳̙͎̥̿ͨͣ̇̇ͨͦ͜y̳̯̥ͩ̉͊o͍̣̜̮̼̠̎͒̔̚ͅṷ̩̺͆͋̆ͫͬ͑ͯṛ̥̬̖ͅ ͉̬̿͆͂w̤̯̫̒ͣͫ̓͛͛̀ô̩̲ͦ̅͐̈̚r̴̻̜͂ͧk̩̭̬̲ͨ̍ͦ̑ͩͤs̻͒͌̑̽̓ͥ͐.̻͖̥̖̰ͫ̀̓̌̏̈.̛̻͖̞̳͙̯̭̾̑̌͊̔̈͒.̉̇̾̒̈́̄ͪ

carmengrimes

I'd suggest you avoid the Eenyas temporarily. Due to the Chimmies, the power is out and the Eenyas are having complications with attitudes... And possibly some riots.

Darwinworshippers

Thanks for the notice. We will bar our windows. 
            
            I am aware that won't hold them off, but it's good to make your home seem as welcoming as possible.
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Darwinworshippers

Darwin is love. Darwin is life.
          
          Before you enter our world, you must pledge your soul to Darwin. If you decide otherwise, you don't belong here. Go away now.
          
          Ok, now that all our TRUE followers are here, you're going to have to read our story. Which hasn't come out yet. So just wait, impatient children. 
          
          That is all.
          
          Good day.
          
          ~Carmen, Chloe, and Darwin