I stabbed a potato

I'm trying to learn Dutch. Your argument is invalid.

Why. Why must the greatest ideas come to me when I'm off the computer.
          Why brain.

HAPPY NEW YEAR ON THE EAST COAST OF AMERICA EVEN THOUGH I DONT OIVE THERE AND IT'S STILL ONE MORE HOUR FOR ME

Just realized it is thanksgiving now. I'm thankful for this adorable Percico shït I'm reading. Food.

I typed "how to regain-" into google and the fifth option was sperm. Fücking sperm.

I need an idea for a book title for a fantasy YT fanfic.