~•oPEn mE aNd i'Ll gIVe yOu a hUg•~




sO liKe i'M gAy, fUckinG dEal wiTH iT ;)
 o, bTw mY nAMe iS DylAn
aNd lIKe, yEa
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aNywAys, i lIVe iN mY hOuse 
i'M nEVer tELling yOu mY aDDress, yOu cREep
nO jK bUt i'M sEriOuslY nEveR gONna tELl yoU mY aDDreSs.
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i lIKe rOLeplAying, sO iF yOu wAnt tO rOLeplay, jUst pRiVate-mESsAge mE aNd i'Ll tAKe iT iNto cONsiDeRation.
*SEXUAL ROLEPLAYS ARE ALLOWED*
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i lOVe mY dOG nAmEd 'Teddy Bear' bEcause hE lOOks lIke A wITtle tEDdy bEar tHat i jUst wAnt to sQuiSh tO-- oOps dId I gEt sIDe-tRAcked? sORry.
i'Ll fOLlow yOu iF yOu fOllOw mE bAck.
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aNywAy, i sOmetIMes gEt cAndy-dRUnk oR hAve A sUGaR-rUsh bEcause I eAt tO muCh cANDy.
i'M a rEAlly hYPer hUman bEing.
i tEnd tO mAke mIstAkes aNd rUin mY reLAtIOnsHIps, bUt iT's fIne *^*
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yOur dICk (iF yOu hAvE oNe - pLs dOn't hAte mE)
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mY dICk ((((((((((;
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lMAo wTF iS wROng wITh mE.
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i nEEd sERioUs hElp
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aNywAys, hAve a gOOd dAy, aFter-nOOn, eVEning, nIGht-- WHATEVER TIME IT IS FOR YOU, hAve A gOOd oNe.
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~Daddy Dylan