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An announcement:
          Hey guys, i know a lot of you may have seen or read my fics and noticed that i was inactive for a year. the reason is that i just kinda got bored and moved on to other things. i grew up, and looking back at all the stuff i published? it just makes me cringe, really.
          
          you may also have noticed that i unpublished my fics. thats because i just think they're cringey and embarrassing and really fucking weird. So, Does that mean I'm quitting writing for good? Nah. i might write a few fics here and there, but not on this account. i might delete this account anyway. 
          
          i do have a spare account, @blueberry_childsss, which is probably where I'll be posting until i say otherwise.
          
          I'm so sorry i couldn't take any requests while gone. just had to take a break. hope you all understand. 
          
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I'M Not Crying, My Eyes Are Just Allergic To People.

can 9 year old kids please stop commenting on my NSFW books. i feel so uncomfortable, and who the fuck let them on this website full of tons of nsfw books? sorry but i don't wanna be responsible for a kid losing their innocence. 

 #BISSONMICKEY

can people stop commenting on my old discontinued books thanks. I'll probably delete those books later.

Is it just me or when i look at the old fandom i used to be in and just cringe and be like "why tf was obsessed with that show it's for kids" or something like that? *cough*ninjago*cough*

I JUST REALISED THAT NICOLAS CAGE LOOKS LIKE DAVE NORTON LMAOOO

when it's your first time but you hit him with the Flip Flap Knick Knack Double Hand Twist Wrist Flick Combo 300

Don't you just hate when you try to find your shoe but you accidentally find Thanos hiding in your closet and he starts ascending you into the 5th dimension with Despayeeto playing in the background

I know that this is late but for my new readers on this account, i don't write Ninjago stories anymore. i left the fandom. Ninjago fandom really sucks. it's boring. i mean, no offense but, why would people be attracted to legos? they're just plastic and they don't even look realistic. they're just...what's there to obsess about them? i honestly regret being in that fandom but i gladly got out of it