Datrandomsnakegurll

Haha 1.1K notifications what’s up chat I’m back only to be gone again

Datrandomsnakegurll

HEY EVERYONE!
          I AM DELIGHTED TO ANNOUCE:
          INK AND A DREAM!
          A MULTIFANDOM AND ORIGINAL SHORT STORY COLLECTION!
          IF YOU WANT YOUR SHORT STORY TO BE FEATURED, SEND ME A MESSAGE AND I'LL PUT IT IN SO YOU CAN GET MORE FOLLOWERS, HA!
          I'LL PUT YOUR NAME DOWN TOO, SO SEND ME THAT AND UR URL AS WELL.
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/1429397029-ink-and-a-dream-a-multifandom-and-original-short
          
          HAVE FUN!!!

Datrandomsnakegurll

Imagine getting put in jail for eating the Mona Lisa
          
          like
          you plan this high stakes break in just to sit there and slowly digest the most famous painting in the world
          
          
          'what did she do, officer?'
          'She ATE the FREAKING MONA LISA'
          'Damn'
          
          and then you get oil paint poisoning

Datrandomsnakegurll

Soooooo y’all know how the rest of the internet gives us crap for being… well, wattpad? Well i just wanna say that MOST of you guys are pretty cool  and some of the stuff on here is amazing and masterpieces. But on the other hand * flashback to that one fic I read and was mentally scarred * 
          Yeah I can see their point SPELL CHECK PPL SPELL CHECK AND DONT BRING UR CRINGY LEMONS ANYWHERE NEAR ME!!!
          but yeah ur pretty cool and I want u to know that MY NEW BOOK IS OUT PEOPLE I REPEAT MY NEW BOOK SHINING UNDER THE STAGE LIGHTS PROLOGE AND CHAPTER 1 IS OUT NOW!!!!! WOOO!!!!!
          
          That’s all, folks
          Keep dreaming!