Yo bro(or sis, whatever. It rhymes) 

Welcome to the land of the grey, bleak, and hollow. Which is kinda ironic, considering my parentage (*cough cough* look at my username) 

Basic facts about me: 

-Id date but I'm Asexual, so that tends not to really work out -_- 

-though I find flirty whores pretty cute because when they try to flirt it's so cute, I want to pinch their cheeks. 
(Though that usually doesn't turn out well either...) 

-Probably a trash singer, but I like to sing anyways, because I can. 

-Cameras lie, I am much prettier in person than on camera.
They probably hate me, cameras I mean

-I don't have a middle name, which I find really weird. But for the sake or normalcy, I'll pretend it's.....Willow.. 
Because they weep, just like me :)(dying inside, save me) 

-OH, PUNZZ/SOUNDING REALLY STUPID 

IVE NEVER GOTTEN PINKEYE BECAUSE I HAVE BROWN EYES(pretty sure Athena{and everyone else really..} hates me for being annoying and really stupid
Though in my defense, octopus have three hearts) 

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Hallo, this an oc account because
Reasons
Aka everyone else has one and I want to see what all the rage is about
So sue me- though not really because I'm broke

The admin of this account is @Imaperson1239