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"Not all girls are made of sugar, spice and everything nice. I'm made of sarcasm, wine and everything fine," 

Insert pretentious crap about myself here. jk.

Absolutely awkward, proudest of nerd & geek, decreaser of world sucking 

A woman of mystery and power, whose power is exceeded only by her mystery 

A Caffeine dependent life-design ☕☕

Analogue at birth, digital by design

Naturally and artificially flavored

Super cali swagilistic sexy hella dopeness!! 

I am real and I hope all my followers and following are too. ✌✌

Classy. Sassy. And a bit Bad-Assy.

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