Dave

Why hello there old sport 

          According to all known laws
          of aviation, 
          there is no way a bee
          should be able to fly.  
          Its wings are too small to get
          its fat little body off the ground.  
          The bee, of course, flies anyway 
          because bees don't care
          what humans think is impossible.  
          Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
          Yellow, black. Yellow, black.  
          Ooh, black and yellow!
          Let's shake it up a little.  
          Barry! Breakfast is ready!  
          Ooming  
          Hang on a second. 
          Hello? 
          - Barry?
          - Adam?
          - Oan you believe this is happening?
          - I can't. I'll pick you up.  
          Looking sharp. 
          Use the stairs. Your father
          paid good money for those.  
          Sorry. I'm excited.  
          Here's the graduate.
          We're very proud of you, son.  
          A perfect report card, all B's.  
          Very proud.
          Ma! I got a thing going here.
          - You got lint on your fuzz.
          - Ow! That's me! 
          - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
          - Bye!  
          Barry, I told you,
          stop flying in the house!
          - Hey, Adam.
          - Hey, Barry.
          - Is that fuzz gel?
          - A little. Special day, graduation.  
          Never thought I'd make it.  
          Three days grade school,
          three days high school.  
          Those were awkward.  
          Three days college. I'm glad I took
          a day and hitchhiked around the hive.  
          You did come back different.  
          - Hi, Barry.
          - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.  
          - Hear about Frankie?
          - Yeah. 
          - You going to the funeral?
          - No, I'm not going.  
          Everybody knows,
          sting someone, you die.  
          Don't waste it on a squirrel.
          Such a hothead.  
          I guess he could have
          just gotten out of the way.  
          I love this incorporating
          an amusement park into our day.  
          That's why we don't need vacations.  
          Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
          under the circumstances.  
          - Well, Adam, today we are men.
          - We are! 
          - Bee-men.
          - Amen!  
          Hallelujah!  

I don't like you, T-Series
          Nothing personal, kid
          But I must go all out
          Just this once
          Bobs or vegana, whichever will it be?
          Sit the fuck down, T-Series, I'm here to spill the real tea
          You tryna dethrone me from spot on number one
          But you India, you lose, so best think you haven't won
          When I'm through with you we're gonna be completely fucking done
          'Cause we only just begun, I review you, zero, bye bitch, gone
          So come on, T-Series, looking hungry for some drama
          Here, let me serve you bitch lasagna
          Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
          T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
          Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
          Look at T-Series, they just crying for their momma
          Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
          T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
          Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
          T-Series just wet themselves in their pajama
          So who the hell is Bob and why you wanna kiss him? (Ew)
          I'm a Blue-Eyes White Dragon while you're just Dark Magician (Oof)
          You got a fifth of the population in your nation
          But I got nine-year-olds of worlds so hold your defecation (Ops)
          Motu Patlu, what the fuck is that even supposed to mean?
          Your language sounds like it came from a mumble rap community
          No Papa, no Papa, yes Papa; Johnny
          Now down all of this sugar and let's throw this fuckin' party with some
          Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
          Look at T-Series, they just crying for their momma
          Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
          T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
          Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
          Look at T-Series, they just wetting their pajama
          Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
          T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
          You got a population of 1.32 billion
          But most your videos can't seem to hit even a million
          Sub-bot!

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