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I got a new phone!  *beat* it will be a bit rough with writing updates.  I’m also planning to create an app, which is similar to Facebook, but actually useful and stronger protections for users like you and me. I did have an app that was Uber based but for those on the ASD spectrum. But I think I should hold off on that till Project Aurora. I have a good feeling about this…

DavidReed122

I got a new phone!  *beat* it will be a bit rough with writing updates.  I’m also planning to create an app, which is similar to Facebook, but actually useful and stronger protections for users like you and me. I did have an app that was Uber based but for those on the ASD spectrum. But I think I should hold off on that till Project Aurora. I have a good feeling about this…

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(To be read on New Year Day)
          
          “People are afraid of change,” Kalen continues.
          “They cling to bad years because at least they’re familiar.”
          
          A breeze stirs.
          
          “But tonight,” Kalen finishes, “your family proved something important.”
          
          Lincoln smiles.
          “Yeah?”
          
          Kalen looks at the Loud House—lights still on, laughter drifting through the walls.
          
          “That hope doesn’t need to be fearless.
          It just needs to show up.”
          
          The first hint of dawn touches the sky.

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*we see a scene of everyone in the Loud House exchanging gifts*
          
          Kalen: Nice! So…each of ya get at least two gifts from my home of Delphi Prime. A practical gift, and a gift from the heart! Example given: either a latest high tech edition of the modern phone, or a year supply of any food or drink of your choice, and the heart gifts? Either a DNA update that boosts your latent stats to their maximum, or a newly minted Holo-Intelligence unit that is customized to your needs! -Kalen, explaining how holidays work on his world
          
          Lisa: So, one practical gift plus a heart gift… OF COURSE! I’m this close to making an interstellar Santa Tracker! I know some robots who need that cheer…

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Luna: *plays flute with low notes*
          
          Lynn Jr: *jumpscares with a Nero mask from Star Trek ‘09* YYAHHHHHGBLBLBLBLBL!
          
          Lily: Ha! Lily not that scared! Except on Taco Night Tuesdays!
          
          Leni: *blushes* Ehh…I think I powdered my nose…down below!
          
          Kalen Virex: Not it!
          
          Lori: Lynn! Leni, I’ll take care of that…Kalen, get the treats out for the kids passing by and, Lincoln? You’re on pre-teen duty, sorry! *nervously laughs*
          
          Lincoln: I understand Lucy, but why the twins and Lisa?
          
          Lisa: Behold! I’m going as Dr. Weird! In climate appropriate pants! *bad time to test the poncho inflatable pants cause they trap Lisa in a ball* Never mind, I’ll just go as a dark Magitek Scientist! Way easier!
          
          Lori: Any idea why I’m dressed as Rias Gremory?
          
          Luna: Cause, you scared your BooBooBear into a walk in closer with your zombie vampire costume and then the zombies came running.
          
          Luan: They were running with the devil, alright, hahah! Get it?!
          
          Lynn: SPOOOCK! I should have squad-wiped your ship, when I had the chance…you trashed my pumpkin carving of the E.T and Elliot, you know with the way they did at the Sistine Chapel?
          
          Lily: Lily want big candy stuffs! Gotta Eat it All!

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I’m planning something big-
          
          The Loud Siblings: Just write something already!
          
          Lisa: especially since you spent so long absent in the Loud-o-sphere!
          
          Okay! Maybe a new War of the Maggies chapter with a sentient MagiTek armor guest?
          
          Maggie: There’s a what now?
          
          I said, a Magitek Armament shares your name…and she’s sentient.
          
          Maggie: *growls* I will NOT be outdone by a machine! I’m going to the gym…show me up with wires, will you?! I’m gonna show you…muttering angrily.

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Lincoln: Hey, don’t you want to stop him!? (Referring to Zenos from Final Fantasy 14)
          
          Ronnie Anne: *incandescently enraged, also her voice drops a few octaves!* NO, I WANT TO KILL HIM! I want to put that SOB in chains and MARCH him through the streets of New Erozea, so that everyone can see him for the FALSE EMPEROR THAT HE IS! I want him to suffer and then to DIE, in darkness!
          
          Me: Am I noticing a scary tone shift here!?
          
          Maggie: *sarcastically* Oh really!? You know anyone else who has that kind of rage!?  And don’t say Lynn Jr, especially the boy version of the two.

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Lisa: Cats know that we have stripes!
          
          Me: well duh! They’d freak out if we didn’t.
          
          Lisa: hear me out though, we have different patterns of stripes that only cats can see but we can’t see them cause we don’t have eyes that can see beyond our standard visual perception!  So if Cliff here…*picks up said cat, who’s annoyed by the interruption of his nap* were to see you…he’d see circuitry all over your person. *questioning meow*
          
          Me: okay…where are you going with this?
          
          Lisa: I would like clearance to do an optical upgrade to your eyes, so you can see through every spectrum, but I would advise against X-ray vision for obvious reasons…
          
          Me: ya don’t have to tell me twice! Ok, do it. I always wondered, what the world would look like if I saw everyone with stripes?