Hey, ladies.
My name is David. David Rojas. 

"Hey, babygirl."

Sorry. I am the sexiest beast you will ever meet, thank you very much (don't listen to my wife, she doesn't agree).

"We all know I'm the hottest person in the room."

I work with the Avengers (more like they work with me), well, more like they /used/ to. That was fourteen years ago.

"I can still make babies!"

Yes, I am very much dead. Believe it or not, I killed myself to be with my wife.

"I love you, babygirl. Forever and always."

"Baby? Sperm? What the hell are you talking about?"

My Kimmy: @KimRojasIsSexier

Anus, the God of Annoying: @AnosTheGodOfMind

Lilith, the one who keeps us in check: @TheOnlyOneWithSense

FC: Ed Westwick
TS: 
Seven Nation Army ~ White Stripes
All I Do Is Win ~ DJ Khaled