I'm being a douche? I'll accept that - you're entitled to your own opinion. And on the subject of what's wrong with me: I could use an excuse for that, but I won't, because I don't like excuses (you never know if they're going to work).
Also, since you thought it was weird that I didn't say 'thank you' earlier, would it be appropriate to say it now? Actually, I think you'll agree with me that 'sorry' is a better thing to say at this moment. Sorry.
And thank you for welcoming me to the stalkers group B! But what of group A?