This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is person cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is five cat
This is seconds cat
Read the third word in each line.
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Student: Would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not!
Student: Good! I didn't do my homework!
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Do you know that awesome moment when you wake in the morning and you're full of energy?
Yeah.. Me neither...
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Person: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Me: No, but it stung crawling out of hell.
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Truth or Dare. More like Interrogation or Abuse.
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My friend thinks he's so smart. He said onions are the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.
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An old Japanese Myth says that if two star crossed lovers commit suicide together, they will be reborn as twins. (Looks at Kaoru and Hikaru)
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My parents say it's their house, but when it's time to clean, it magically becomes mine, too.
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Don't let someone ruin your day. Ruin your own day.
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Person: Fail.
Me: I don't want to hear your life story.
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Me: I saw you on TV.
Person: What channel?
Me: Animal Planet.
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When I see you, I feel happy. I love you, not for what you look like, but what you have on inside.
-Me to my fridge