It's been a year daddy, I really really miss you. Mommy says you went to the store to get milk. Anyways, I'm failing all my classes ToT, and mommy hits me very frequently. And she changed my name to 'Tickle Tipson'. Anyways daddy, I forgive you for abusing me. <33 (Day 1 of commenting these exact words to old SSH writers that I hope, aren't out of the Fandom.)