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tf you mean dazai mommy milliers this man flat af-

mommy milkers

Imagine having an extremely dysfunctional family that sues the council for hundreds of thousands of pounds for calling it dysfunctional 

I'm writing a hualian prison au fanfic how many of y'all would read it? 

Oh no I'm back in my lord Kars phase

WHAM BOOM BA KOOM

I just spent all my money on the complete works of Shakespeare. Someone kill me.

WHAT I'VE GAINED FROM THE BSD S4 TRAILER: 
          
          THE SIGHT OF DAZAI IN HANDCUFFS WHICH OFFICIALLY CHANGES THE NAME FROM BSD TO BDSM.
          
          A COMBUSTIONS FROM CHUUYA'S 0.04 SECONDS OF SCREEN TIME. 
          
          A SIGH OF RELIEF WHEN SEEING THAT THEY DIDN'T MAKE NIKOLAIS HAIR BLONDE. THAT WOULD'VE BEEN TRAUMATISING.  

I don't have any braincells left 

Why has our architecture devolved, like just look at some of the ancient buildings from hundreds of years ago, thousands even, and look at what we're building now. What the shit.