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I'M NOT GAY GUYS
          THAT AIN'T ME
          I'M JUST COMFORTABLE WITH MY SEXUALITY
          SO I CAN ADMIT WHEN I SEE A GUY
          WHO HAS A HANDSOME FACE, AND PRETTY EYES
          AND A ROCK HARD CHEST, AND RIPPLING ABS
          AND THE TIGHTEST ASS, AND THOSE SCULPTED CALVES
          AND THOSE BULGING QUADS, AND THE PERFECT BOD'
          AND OHH MY GOD, TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF
          UHHHHH
          FUCK IT
          I'M SO GAY
          I'M FUCKING GAY
          I'M THE DUDE WEARIN' NAIL POLISH YELLING, HEYYYY!
          I'M THE DUDE AT THE PARTY WHO'LL GRAB YOUR BUTT
          AND WHEN YOU TURN AROUND AND LOOK AT ME I'LL BE LIKE, "WHAT?"
          YEAH!