☆Im ur mommy♡

IM STRAIGHT I just kiss my homie….and call him  my husband….and occasionally fuck him…and sometimes call him my bf…..and pretty much live with him….and stuff…..

Help i just watched my dog hump my grandma. Also I have a story for u……once my teacher was tryna be cool so he hit the griddy and accidentally shat himself then started crying. He quit the next day.

recommendations on what to make a fanfic abt??