yo,

i'm a musical trash and i can talk about them all the time. (you don't want to try me).

i don't like captive letters but i like CAPS LOCK, if i'm very excited (i'm 
excited all the time, in general).

i'm shipping everything. that gives me power for living.

i'm pretty childish too - i really love watching cartoons (dipper is my soulmate and wirt was based on me - true story)

also, i like pugs, 'cause they're so cute, right?

and i'm cool.
(no i'm not, 
but can't we just pretend?)

ps. please love me