I'm just a lonely zombie in front of a laptop typing this...
I've been known to scale mountains, and break hearts with my piano skills, hack into terrorist organizations and troll them. During breakfast I help the sun climb up, during lunch I travel to Africa to feed starving children, When Classical music is on I'm known to break dance to it.
I don't think this body was doing any good before it died, so time to put it to some use!
I love the book series's: Unwind, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Lord Of The Rings, Game Of Thrones and anything I can get my hands on!
TV shows I like: breaking bad, South Park, Game Of Thrones, Rick And Morty and anything clever.
Video games I'm obsessed with: Gta Vice City And San Adreas, Minecraft, Team Fortress 2, Gmod and anything I can get my hands on!
Movie Obsessions: Terminator,
Inglorious Bastards, etc
Actors I like: Will Ferral, Morgan Freeman, Arnold Schwarzenegger...
Music I like: about 50% of all 50s to 90s music
"It's not about if you win or lose,
it's about if you win"~Trump
"Winners don't lose!"~Rumble McSkirmish
"It ain't worth a thing,
if it ain't got that swing!"
"I'll be back"~The Terminator
"BUT AT WHAT COST!"~ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
"Surrender the cookies we have you surrounded!"~Me
"Ayy lmao"~Aliens
"I hate to break it to you but what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed."~Rick
"When life gives u lemons
Don't make lemonade
Make lemon grenades"
~ Cave Johnson
"I'm Hilary-ous╰༼=ಠਊಠ=༽╯"~Trump
"JUST DO IT(ヽಠ益ಠノ)"~Shia Labouf
"メカイエス"~Me
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- JoinedAugust 24, 2014
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