Hello. I am a toaster from a nearby kitchen. I got a Wattpad and I made a big mistake.
I managed to find a laptop sitting on the counter and I found the Internet! I stumbled upon weird and dumb and cool and fun things on it. Like this show on YouTube called Battle For Dream Island. I liked it. It was cute and nice. Then I watched some gaming youtubers. Those ones were loud and spooky. But the best of all, is my new ability to draw! .....terribly. Oh well, I'll find a way. I'm a toaster.
  • A Nearby Kitchen
  • JoinedJuly 25, 2019


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DeadPokerFace DeadPokerFace Jul 25, 2019 05:08AM
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