I'm not alive I'm just breathing

Funfacts about me
1 I'm not dead (yet)
2 I have a few friends (the reason I'm still around)
3 I'd rather be dead
4 I hate Pewds
5 I ship Septiplier & JeanMarco 
6 I love Marvel
7 Most people aren't fond of me
8 I love soccer (I used to anyway)
9 I'm actually going to stop here because from my experience no one actually cares to read all this stuff so...