Deadbeater

I need a poo

purpleskiesanddreams

          
          Hey Stranger ✨❤️✨
          
          
          What does love mean to you?
          
          
          
          You might be interested in the book I'm writing. It explores baring your  soul to someone in hopes that it would lead to true love.
          
          
          I'll be posting chapters every Fridays so you'll always have something to look forward to.✨
          
          
          I hope you join me on this journey.
          
          
          Warning! You might just fall in love!❤️
          
          
          
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Deadbeater

@purpleskiesanddreams love is like hatred. It clouds one's judgement and disables their ability to think in nuance in regards to specific individuals. People who love you can and always will hurt you the most, and tend to flatter your ego rather than look out for your well being. At least there are things to learn from those who hate you.
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Deadbeater

I need to do a poo, but have run out of toilet paper. All I have is a library with every book ever written. Which should I use?

cherriespoet

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@Deadbeater LMAOO your shit is the every raven tress
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Deadbeater

@cherriespoet thanks for your help. Im sure that not only will Lord Byron be enthusiastic to help a fellow English poet from beyond the grave, he will also greatly appreciate your help in organising this wiping.
            
            'she walks in beauty', 
            then sees my booty.
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cherriespoet

@Deadbeater if mgk has a book, his book. or idk a lord byron poetry book i hate him for no apparent reason his poems r good but they have to suffer due to his actions.
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Deadbeater

Remember Remember the 5th of November when he almost finished the job,
          But that's what happens when you send a man to do the work of a mob.

ZSb402

@Deadbeater your welcome and it's an amazing poem
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Deadbeater

@ZSb402 thank you:) I don't know if the film is the original, but it's a very old poem, popular in England :)
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ZSb402

@Deadbeater it's in the movie and I like your rhyme it's cool
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