Surprise,universe!

Wattpad? Well,Wattpad-ers and those of you /total weirdos/ who are studyin' my very own,super awesome amazing profile! 

Hashtag stalker alert,ahhem.

Welcome to the Internet,noobs! Let me be your guide! This is just one of those sites I'm gonna grace with my awesomeness! JUST ONE of those,now the other ones? You wouldn't wanna know~

The name's Wilson. Wade Wilson. And that absolutely sounded like way cooler than the cliché James Bond line.
Super secret identity?
Revealed.

Sum of you might know me by the name Deadpool,the Merc with the prude mouth and the pure mind of a virgin.
Or,as in comics,I usually just roll by 'HEY YOU!' regardin' to those baddies.

And remember readers!:
I'm available for black ops,assassinations,Bar Mitzvahs aaaand birthday parties!
On that note,I have a very special talent: I can form weenies outta balloons.

That's it for now. Live long and suck it,losers!~
 
@bendrownedforreasons is someone I'd share my tacos with. He's kinda awesome. /Near/ as awesome as I am. DAMN NEAR to that. Plus,he's a reeeal cutie-flavoured pie~❤

I once made a friendship bracelet for @queenswebslinger- out of the thread of my very own,old,never-been-washed boxers. I can't tell whether it was a grimace of true love or pure disgust on his face when I gave him that quite personal gift.

Currently in a bromantic love-hate relationship with @LoganfuckingHowlett . He seems to have a thing for literally stabbin' me in the heart with his claws but I don't blame him. It's a weird type of love.

I'm doin' the dad-duties for this little birdie, @WeaponX-23 ,includin' buyin' her cotton candy strictly once a month cos that's not good for her teeth. Takin' her to zoos,circus,shopliftin' and other fun stuff.

Bein' the Yoda to @Gwenpooled's Luke. Teachin' my lil' padawan to cool stuff includin' readin' MY comics. Recently,in the new 'Unbelievable Gwenpool Issue #13',it turned out she ain't into readin' DP comics. Really,you buy that,readers?