Wade Wilson here with chimicangas for everyone! Breaking the fourth wall is my specality, oh and cutting peoples heads off! Besides Wade Wilson, most people know me as Deadpool. I was apart of the Weapon X program, which gave me all my cool abilities! Did I mention I can't die? Don't believe me? Well watch this! -Puts gun to my head and pulls the trigger- Ow...-Gets up and shakes head- That was......pleasant. This is a tue Story. A girl died in 1993. A man buried her while she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you read the chant, you will meet this little girl in the middle of the night. She will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you, like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.