Call Me Mommy

Gay

your reading lists are fire

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UGH IM ON A BAKUGO KICK  
          Mommy milkers ;)

Haven't posted in a year but I'm so horny idk what else to do so I'ma write some hardcore shit

So uh I was
          
          Y'know.
          
          And my cat crawls under my blanket and lays down right between my legs.
          
          So I had to fucking stop and sit there for  h o u r s  until my cat got up and then I wasn't in the mood. 

Why is Gentle Criminal from BNHA literally that vine of that little girl eating a cracker going "Hey... I want to be famous" and wiggling her eyebrows

I JUST FUCKING SHIT ON MY CAT

WHO ELSE JUST SAW FUCKING HEROES RISING AND FUCKIN DIED

STORY TIME
          
          I was just at one of my guy friend's house and he was looking for something under the couch surrounded by his mom, dad, younger sister, and older brother, and he asked me to grab his flashlight from his room upstairs.
          
          Found the flAshlight.
          
          I went downstairs and as I was walking into the living room I accidentally said, 
          
          "Found your fleshlight" instead of "found your flashlight"
          
          His mother fuckin spit out her drink through he nose and his dad and sister just sat there with their mouths open. His older brother laughed his ass off and said,
          
          "I've been looking for that everywhere!" 
          
          And my friend hit his head on the bottom of the couch and his face went read and he started sputtering stuff like,
          
          "Wha?" "Huh?" "I don't-" "HUH??" And after I just about pissed myself laughing I corrected myself. 
          
          
          Let's just say I'm not going over there for a while