Dean_BeanWinchester

im seriously thinking about writing a third book of a series when ive literally posted two chapter of the first and have edited NOTHING else i need help

IT ISNT WEIRD THAT I WATCH TV WITH SUBTITLES ON

im so tired i was just surprised by the passage of time

jalapeno mac and cheese is the best food there is

i just won a staring contest with my cat. i need to get a life

you know you go to public schools when you have to search for a usable bathroom

its finally gotten warmer out. which means check-the-shower-for-spiders-before-you-use-it season has begun

watched "storm of the century" last night. a+ movie until the screen writers forgot the antagonist isnt a wizard

public schools: were a stinkbug holds everyone's attention better than the teacher

Shit I've said to my dad while we were shopping today:
          
          Is there a reason your pushing the cart like a drunk person?
          
          Its not a good idea to do burn outs with a shopping cart in the icy parking lot! 
          
          What would we do with a log of cheese? Dad: Hit it you with it. Me: Don't hit me with a log of cheese. *Dad reaches for log of cheese* *I block him* That wasn't a challenge! 
          
          Stop trying to push me into the snow!
          
          *Dad starts running* What are you doing? Dad: Winning!